Some Embarrassing Moments

Most people know that I am one of the most embarassing people ever.

So I thought that I would share of my most embarrassing moments of my life with you all. You're welcome.

1. When I was a freshman in high school, I had fruit loops for breakfast. I am sitting in my first period math class and I start to get really nauseous. I begin to sweat pretty visibly. It was very attractive. Instead of getting up and going to bathroom like a normal person, I just sat there. And audibly gagged. Everyone in the class looked at me as I ran away, hiding in the bathroom. I went home that day. And threw up rainbows.
2. Fifth grade was an interesting year for me. I got sick a lot. And I was obsessed with Genghis Khan too. So that made me really cool. For a class project, we got to make historical puppets and then do a puppet show with them. In Art, we made the puppets. It was then that I realized that I am hopeless with crafts. I burned myself on the hot glue gun like no one's business. But I finished Mr. Khan. He looked pretty sweet. Had a lot of yarn hair. Well, the performance night came and I was supes sick. I had lost my voice but I was determined to perform. So we start the little Hun play and it gets to my first line. I try to speak but what came out sounded more like "ABEJALKFAL." Everyone laughed. I got sad. Y'all are rude.
3. This one is real gross. So you can skip it if you want. Once, I pooped myself. At a pool. On a diving board. Don't worry, I was a child. I'm not that gross.
4. I am really shy. Yeah, you don't think so. But I am. In 8th grade, I was the only one who tried out for a choir solo, so I got it. Boom. Magic. At the choir concert, it was my solo and I stepped to the front of the stage and forgot the words. Worst part was that it was for Newsies and I frickin' love the Newsies. So that was great.
5. When I cheered for DC Dolphins, we had a game at some field in Founders. Well, I didn't know it, but I had stepped in dog poo. Everyone was all, "What is that smell? Ewww." I had no idea that it was coming from the crap on my shoe. My life.
6. My last story of this blog will be a boring one. Again, you're welcome. In 9th grade, I had a really cool foot surgery. A chunk of bone was removed from my big toe. Holler. So I am crutching around school, my crutch slipped out from under me (because it was, you know, snowy) and I ate it. Smacked my foot on the floor. Some butt face girls behind me laughed. Shoulda smacked them with my crutches. I cried. And that was it. Spent a few days in a wheelchair because I hated my life.

My life is so weird.

Beauty Reviews and Life Updates!

So I've been on a purposeful mission to discover better makeup products and to work on my skill in the whole beauty world. For those of you who know me, you know that this is odd because I'm super lazy. So, I'm working on that. I've been trying and so far it's going well!

However, I've tried a new mascara and it was possibly the worst mascara I have ever tried. Seriously. Swipe one layer on and it clumped like no one's business. No no no. Hated it. Boo you, Rimmel.

Two years ago, I purchased the OPI Black Shatter nail polish. I used it twice and I was pretty pleased with the cool shatter effect. However, I pulled it out of my nail polish case and I frowned like Grumpy Cat. It had dried up and therefore was not useable. Bummer. So I was left with just crumbs of black shatter.

Other than that, I've had good luck with my other beauty endeavors.

I have been trying L'Oreal's True Match liquid foundation and it's pretty great. Lasts all day and doesn't make my face oily. I'm in the color alabaster, which is code for "Darn girl, you are pale." I've accepted it.

As far as my life goes, things are supes good. I'm loving my job. Greeks are thrilling to work with. They really care about their organizations and it's nice to see that passion. We just got a new sorority on campus and I am pumped. That was one of my goals, so checkity check that off! We're getting closer to our Leadership Experience and I am getting so excited about it! It has been cool to work with this program and see it come together. I'm PUMPED! Wahoo!

School is school. Still so bored with it. I want to be challenged and I'm not experiencing that, which is super discouraging. I just have to keep my head down and make it to May 2015. I'm almost done with my first semester, too! Only two more classes and two more papers! Finally. I'm ready.