My BIGGEST Pet Peeves

I have some really weird but HUGE pet peeves. I wanted to share them with you.

1. People who poke me on Facebook.

Like stop it. What's the point? Just say "Hi," to me. I'm just going to delete it.

2. Slut-shaming

Sluts aren't a thing. So stop it. 

If someone wants to have sex with 10000 people, who cares?

3. People who constantly raise their hands in class.

Frickin' Hermione Granger. Stop. Ask them after class. 

Your questions are pointless and not helpful to the class.

4. People who interrupt.

All my life people interrupt me. 

You clearly think what you are saying is more important than what I am saying.

5. People who have no idea how to work a computer or basic programs.

You are living in the 21st Century, learn to deal. 

You should be able to type relatively quickly and run Microsoft Office programs, yo.

6. Parents who didn't put their child in speech therapy 

because they thought pronouncing "Rs" as "Ws" was adorable.

You're screwing your child for the rest of their life.

They are going to be made fun of and never taken seriously.

7. People, particularly men, who sit next to you and spread their legs 

so you have to either cross your legs or squeeze them together.

Stop touching me with your leg. You are no more entitled to this space than I am.

8. Men who leave the toilet seat up.

I don't want to have to touch the toilet seat so 

I have to use it because your splash back is nasteh.

9. People who do not close the toilet lid before flushing.

When you flush, germs are shot out of the toilet. 

So the area surrounding the toilet is filthy. Eww.

10. Men who hit on me when I clearly am not interested.

I've told you that I'm not interested. Why do you continue to harass me?