Friday, February 13, 2015

Things That Make Me Unnecessarily Uncomfortable

Things That Make Me Unnecessarily Uncomfortable

I'm weird, I know. And there are some things that make me uncomfortable. Like for other people, political debates at the dinner table, talking about sex, and speaking in public make them feel uncomfortable. But for me, I find those things normal. But things people find normal make me uncomfortable.

Whales

They are terrifying and give me a knot in my stomach just by looking at them. They are so large and that's so scary. Like it could kill me by just looking at me. No thank you. If I ever go on a cruise and see a whale, I'm gonna throw up everywhere and retreat to my room.

Small Dogs

I grew up with large dogs that weighed about 60 lbs, so I'm used to them and I love them. But small dogs are so weird. Like are they even dogs? Or are they cats? If you can pick it up with one hand, is it a dog? Nah, it's not. It's a cat. They are just so annoying. Ugh. Like why are you so small???

The Metal End of Pencils

This has to do with the terrible sound that the metal makes against paper after the eraser is gone. I'm gonna nauseous just thinking about it. Gross. It's terrible. So just because a pencil has the potential to make that sound, I HATE IT.

No Chapstick

Ignore the fact that I'm allergic to most lip balms/chapstick. I hate when I don't have some sort of lip balm on my person. Small panic attacks. Legit. Having chapped lips is a real fear of mine, so the idea of getting chapped lips and not being able to do anything to help them is awful.


2 comments:

  1. Bahaha, I love this. Whales is an interesting one, killer whales have been one of my favorite animals forever, I got to be kissed by one once. I loved it, I even wanted to be a marine biologist for a while. But I love your explanations for the others too. I am totes with you for the chapstick--and I kinda only like Natural Ice chapstick.

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  2. But they are just so big. So scary.

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