Obviously this is something that I'm not as passionate about as eyebrows, but I love animals and celebrities, so I'm happy that Alexis chose this topic.
Get ready.
George Clooney
And Max- The Pot Belly Pig
In recent years, this isn't as weird, but he had Max for a long time. He let Max sleep in the same bed as him, something that many women (and men) hoped for. Max died in 2006 and Clooney said he wouldn't get another pig because Max had fulfilled all of his pig needs. I don't know if that's cute or creepy. #Bacon
Tori Spelling
And Coco- The Silkie Bantam Chicken
Why Tori, why? Not only did Tori decide to get this fluffy chicken, but she lets it sleep in her bed (which Dean won't sleep in, because you know, he cheats on her. #TooSoon?) but Tori and Coco also wear matching clothing. That chicken is dressed better than I am.
Mike Tyson
And several tigers
Awww, look how cute that tiger is. Mike's tigers even appeared in The Hangover, so that's cool. But what isn't cool is that he's keeping these tigers in his home. Tigers, you know, the large creatures that can maul your face off because they are wild animals. Mike got a tiger because he wanted to have the tiger riding in the front seat of his car because that would make him look like a baller. His words, not mine.
Josephine Baker
And Chiquita the Cheetah
On the topic of animals that can maul your face... Josephine Baker had a pet cheetah. And she used to walk Chiquita around Paris for funsies. That's weird.
Paris Hilton
And Baby Luv the Kinkajou
I'm not sure which one is weirder, the fact that Paris had a Kinkajou or that she named it Baby Luv. I'll let you figure that out. I mean, yeah... they are adorable, but they are exotic and I think illegal in many places. Apparently Tinkerbell wasn't doing it for her, so she had to get something with the word "kink" in it. Also, in 2006, it bit her. So that's fun.
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