How To Not Have a Balanced Life
1) Drink a lot. And I'm not talking about water.
You're gonna fall down a lot and that's always fun. And be really thirsty, which means you can drink more. And make questionable decisions, which leads to amazing stories. And spend a lot of money on booze, so you'll be able to relate to the 99%.
2) Push yourself to the point of exhaustion.
This is pretty much Res Life's motto. Keep pushing yourself until you collapse from exhaustion, start crying randomly for no reason, and/or sleep at your desk.
3) Have no friends outside of your job.
If you go out to eat, make sure you talk about your work all the time. With the people you work with. They understand what you are going through and it's important to not give yourself a break from thinking about work. If you have no non-work friends, you won't have to learn how to get to know people outside of teambuilders and icebreakers.
4) Stay on-campus all the time.
If your job is to live on-campus, you should stay there all the time. Leaving the place you live and work is just not okay and it's scary. You should always think about work when you go home. And if you go off-campus (especially for a day), you're really bad at your job.
5) Eat whatever you want.
Healthy food sucks. You only live once, so stuff your face with whatever you want. Deep fried oreos? Yum. Frozen pizza for dinner every night? Do it.
This is pretty much Res Life's motto. Keep pushing yourself until you collapse from exhaustion, start crying randomly for no reason, and/or sleep at your desk.
3) Have no friends outside of your job.
If you go out to eat, make sure you talk about your work all the time. With the people you work with. They understand what you are going through and it's important to not give yourself a break from thinking about work. If you have no non-work friends, you won't have to learn how to get to know people outside of teambuilders and icebreakers.
4) Stay on-campus all the time.
5) Eat whatever you want.
Healthy food sucks. You only live once, so stuff your face with whatever you want. Deep fried oreos? Yum. Frozen pizza for dinner every night? Do it.
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